Biden’s bionic eye

In the latest news from the campaign trail, it was revealed that Joe Biden is now operating from behind a bionic eye. His new implant renders teleprompters obsolete but makes him immobile and to appear to be confused when it glitches. The software is expected to be patched to prevent this issue in future updates. Stay tuned for more.

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